Getting Serious…

June 24, 2009

I once read an essay written by Randy Ingermanson, a sci-fi and Christian novelist, where he talked about how he got started as a writer while working as a physicist. He said that once he decided to get seriousabout his writing, he invested in books, classes and conferences to learn the craft.

That has always stuck with me.

I’m getting serious about my writing.

I joined the Gotham Writer’s Workshops out of NYC.

I’m taking a 10-week online course in Fiction Writing. Recently, I was toying with the idea of taking a screenwriting class with GWW, but after some soul searching, I knew I had to go with my gut and take the fiction class.

Knowing I wanted to get some formal instruction, I researched dozens and dozens of online writing courses over a 2-month period. All roads kept leading back to Gotham. It is by far the most respected and highly regarded school of its kind. So I signed up this week.

I hope it lives up to its reputation. I’m willing to do the work.

The class sizes are a maximum of 18 participants, so it allows for more personal access to the instructor and better interaction between participants in the class.

Our class has 16 participants – fifteen of which are from the various parts of the U.S. and one from Grand Fond, in the Guadeloupe archipelago of the French Caribbean.

The first request was to submit a bio about ourselves. Several people have bio’s and experiences that seem to be on the same page as myself.

My submission was as follows:

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Okay, I’ll try to be brief here…

My wife and I celebrated our 25th anniversary a month ago. We have three children, the youngest of which is 16 and he just received his driver’s license this week. Ugh. Our oldest daughter is going into her junior year in college and is working toward a career as an English teacher. Our middle child, another daughter, will be a senior in high school this year and wants to go to college for fashion design. In addition, we also have a herd of eight cats with varying personalities (man, I wish I had a dog).

I was born in New York. When I was 10, we moved to England for a short bit and then we were off to a small town in Germany for a couple of years, where I lived the life of Tom Sawyer. It was the best two years of my childhood. We moved back to Long Island, New York where I completed public school, dropped out of college, traveled, had a few crappy jobs then landed a position as a street messenger in Manhattan’s financial district and worked my way up to a spot in IT. I took a job transfer to Massachusetts, but decided we’d like to live in and commute from New Hampshire.

I earned a late-bloomer B.S. degree in Finance and now work as a financial analyst for the human resources division of a major private financial institution. I really like what I do.

In person I’m an introvert by nature, but find I am able to express myself much better on the written page. I’m a big guy and have been told often that because of my size and the way I hold myself, I look “scary’ or “intimidating”, but I don’t mean to be. People have also said my facial expression makes me look as though I’m “mean” or “pissed-off” all of the time, but really…I’m not. It must be a holdover from the tough times I had growing up in New York. I guess it’s true when they say, “You can take the man out of New York, but you can’t take New York out of the man”.

As much as I enjoy my job, I have had a passion for reading and writing stories since I was very young. I am mildly dyslexic so I read slowly, but I read a lot. My core genre interests are in horror and action/adventure, but I read widely outside of those realms. Out of a long list of authors I like to read, some of my all-time favorites are: Stephen King, John Steinbeck, Ernest Hemingway, Dean Koontz, Bill Bryson, Neil Gaiman, J.R.R. Tolkien, Ray Bradbury, Elmore Leonard and Scott Sigler.

I have a bad habit of beginning stories but not finishing them. I have file folders filled with story ideas and unfinished stories. In the fall of 2001, I joined NaNoWriMo.org. My story writing progressed, but I didn’t complete a full novel until 2004. Most of the novels I wrote suck…badly, but I’ve been improving every year. The side benefit to NaNoWriMo is that it helped improve my writing enough to where I had the courage to query and write freelance articles for some motorcycle/chopper magazines (another interest of mine).

I infrequently maintain a couple of public writer-centric blogs: WritersReport2.0 (for 2 years) and 1667 Words-a-Day (for 6 years), as well as a private blog. Most of my current writing has involved essays and commentary, but I’m also working on some short stories.

In my free-time I participate in paranormal investigations using a pragmatic science-based approach. This avocation provides plenty of interesting experiences to draw from for the type of stories I like to write.

What I’m hoping to get out of this GWW class is to learn the craft of writing fiction – the right way – and to get the needed critical instruction and feedback to take me to the next level.

Sorry…I lied about being brief.

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I am really looking forward to this class.


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On Screenwriting

June 16, 2009

The ‘Roadhouse Writer’s Group’ met for dinner on Friday, June 12th to talk about books and writing. This is an informal correspondence between members of group continuing the idea of writing screenplays.

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From: Werner
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 8:16 AM
To: Mike C
Subject: Our Dinner Discussion

Remember how I mentioned that I was going to start looking into screenwriting because it was a type of writing I have never explored before – but you had? Well, I picked up ‘Writing Movies: A Practical Guide to Creating Stellar Screenplays’. It was well reviewed and highly recommended – and I have to say I agree.

I’m surprised but this type of writing actually appeals to me so far. I like how it breaks down the three-act play and shows where the plot points and chain of events should occur. It helps me understand telling a story better than anything else I’ve read – and I’m only a third of the way into the book.

Now I’m not saying I’m gonna go out a write the next ‘Godfather’. I haven’t even got the slightest clue of an idea for a screenplay yet. What I’m saying is the book is really good and I recommend you obtain a copy for yourself – so when I do try and write a teleplay or screenplay you can give me some pointers.

W

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From: Mike C
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 9:13 AM
To: Werner
Subject: RE: Our Dinner Discussion

If I can find that Star Trek script that I wrote when I was 14, I will show you it – it is hysterical. My first and only screen play.

Over 80 pages – it would have made a fine 90 minute show!

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From: Werner
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 9:41 AM
To: Mike C
Subject: RE: Our Dinner Discussion

I’ve found something interesting since our dinner. In the fiction writing groups and forums to which I subscribe and read – I posted questions as to why people don’t consider writing screenplays instead.

The two most common responses so far?

1. People have no idea how to write/format a screenplay.
2. Screenwriter’s don’t get the recognition a popular novelist does.
(despite the fact the average screenplay writer makes WAY more money than the average novelist)

Ironic in an odd sort of way – isn’t it?

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From: Mike C
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 9:47 AM
To: Werner
Subject: RE: Our Dinner Discussion

Yes it is.

I keep thinking of Matt Damon and Ben Affleck making it rich after months of trying to sell their little screen play that became “Good Will Hunting”

Take a look at their script: http://www.geocities.com/movie_starzz/BenandMatt/goodwillhunting.txt

How about us writing a script about 4 guys in their 20’s heading across America in a beat up station wagon? How do we make that interesting?

Let’s think more about this.

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From: Werner
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:01 AM
To: Mike C
Subject: RE: Our Dinner Discussion

The ‘Good Will Hunting’ screenplay – Love it – it’s all “Show – Don’t Tell” writing.

As for the 4 guys road trip, we’d have to come up with a more interesting car like a Mini Cooper or a car that runs on used French-fry oil from fast-food joints. Make it a combination of ‘Vacation’, ‘The Hangover’ with some ‘Raising Arizona’ thrown in. It will have to include any combination of ignoramus rednecks, state troopers, bikers and crazed desert stalkers. We definitely will have to hash this out.

I gotta see ‘The Hangover’ this weekend. Everyone I know who’s seen it says it’s hysterical.

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From: Mike C
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:06 AM
To: Werner
Subject: RE: Our Dinner Discussion

LOL!

I was thinking more of serio-comedy – - – But I like your ideas!

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From: Werner
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:23 AM
To: Mike C
Subject: RE: Our Dinner Discussion

When you say serio-comedy what would be an example you are talking about so I’m on the same page – so to speak.

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From: Mike C
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:25 AM
To: Werner
Subject: RE: Our Dinner Discussion

There would be serious content as well as humorous moments to lighten up the story.

Some examples:
Wild Hogs, RV, travel type movies.

Whenever I see people jump in their car and plan to drive across country – I know I will like the movie.

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From: Werner
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:27 AM
To: Mike C
Subject: RE: Our Dinner Discussion

So something like ‘Dumb and Dumber’ meets ‘Thelma & Louise’?

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From: Mike C
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:30 AM
To: Werner
Subject: RE: Our Dinner Discussion

LOL!

Lloyd: Hold my hand Harry.

Harry: Why Lloyd? Are you goin gay on me?

Lloyd: Well, we are driving over the Grand Canyon, aren’t we?

Harry: ARRRRRGGGG!

(ext scene of their car flying off the canyon)


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From: Werner
Sent: Tuesday, June 16, 2009 10:53 AM
To: Mike C
Subject: RE: Our Dinner Discussion

Here’s my take:
JIMMY
Hey, stop the car. I gotta take a crap.

AL
Are you crazy? I’m not stopping now. What if
those bikers figure out we went the other way.
They’ll be on us in no time.

JIMMY
But I gotta go. What am I supposed to do?

AL
Hold it.

JIMMY
I can’t hold it. I’m about to explode.

AL
Well… just take a crap in one of those plastic
shopping bags in the back.

JIMMY
Are you serious?

AL
Yes, I’m serious. I’m not stopping now. We could
get killed.

JIMMY SIGHS. He takes a PLASTIC BAG from the back
seat and PULLS DOWN his pants. Suddenly we hear
FARTING SOUND and something FALING into the bag.
Then:

JIMMY
Uh-oh…

AL
What’s the matter?

JIMMY
The bag’s almost full and I’m still going.

AL
What? I said a shopping bag not a potato chip
snack bag. Well just stop going.

JIMMY
I can’t stop once I already started, you know that.
Quick, get me another bag.

AL can BARELY HOLD THE STEERING WHEEL as he reaches
way in the back seat for a shopping bag.

JIMMY (CONT.)
Jesus, be careful! You almost went off the road.

AL
I’m sorry, JIMMY. I’m doing the best I can.

He hands JIMMY another bag and JIMMY quickly makes
the switch.

JIMMY
Here, hold this.

Before AL knows it he’s holding a BAG FULL OF CRAP.

EXT. HIGHWAY – LATE DAY

As the fry-mobile travels down the highway, it leaves
a scent the bikers have been easily able to follow.
A group of five bikes gains rapidly on the fry-mobile.

Postscript:

Taking my walk on this über-awesome day, some ideas came to me.

The characters – all in their 20’s:

- A skinny brainiac nerd
- A health-nut muscle guy
- An overweight computer hacker junk-food junkie
- A college drop-out pot-head

Premise Idea:

The Nerd comes up with a way to easily convert his car to use bio-fuel in the form of used French-fry oil from fast food businesses. He is so inspired by the mileage he is getting and the money he is saving, he decides to do a cross-country Go Green trip to show people how easy it is to convert their own car to bio-fuel to save money and the planet.

He notifies media outlets and cities across the country about the idea for his journey – they like it. Through his popular website he holds a lottery of people to come with him on the road trip.

He ends up with:
- A manic, hyperactive, health conscious muscle guy who talks loud and fast like an infomercial salesman.
- A gadget whiz, who is an overweight junk-food junkie with lousy personal hygiene and a big ego thinking he’s the smartest guy around.
- A go with the flow, easy going college drop-out pothead who is equally given to sudden bursts of hysterical laughter as well as screaming, white-knuckled paranoia.

During the trip Muscle Guy is always picking on Junk Food Guy about his food and his weight, and Junk Food Guy is always trying to prove he is smarter than the Nerd. The Pothead is constantly trying to steal Junk Food Guy’s goodies – as he is constantly hungry between the effects of the weed and the constant smell of French fries cooking, which also drives the Junk Food Guy to distraction and even begins to break the resolve of Muscle Guy.